Speaking of other annoying Celebrities….
“There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original. There is nothing like me.”
Funeral For a Friend meets the Synthesis
SYN: Any goals for the band that haven’t been reached?
MD: I think the only thing left to do is to play a show in Antarctica. Once we’ve done that then I can say that I’m done. (laughs)
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Alice in Chains’ former bassist, Mike Starr, was found dead this past Tuesday in his Salt Lake City home; he was only 44-years-old. The band’s drug problems have been no secret, with lead singer Layne Staley passing away from an overdose back in 2002.
You can’t give up tacos for Lent, that’s blasphemy!
—Quotes around the Synthesis Office, Happy Hump Day Followers!
“Love and Leave” by Scattered Trees
“That’s what 17-year-old Bobbi Kristina Brown, daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, is experiencing at the mo. Whether she was really doing it or not, a picture has been leaked that sure as hell looks like little miss I-Wanna-Dance-With-Somebody is snorting coke. And like any good addict and/or kid whose parents’ reps have ruined her life, she released this via Twitter: “The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like….”
Read more of this hilarious cover up at Synthesis.net
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have healthcare.
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Mike Huckabee, former Republican governor of Arkansas, aka asshole of the year.
It’s only March and he already won the game.
